Have You Ever Thought About It!

How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Can you cry under water?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Do you ever wonder? The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn…..

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You Are Important

Don’t say you’re not important,
It simply isn’t true.
The fact that you were born,
Is proof, God has a plan for you.
 
The path may seem unclear right now,
But one day you will see,
That all that came before,
Was truly meant to be.
 
God wrote the book that is your life,
that’s all you need to know.
Each day that you are living,
Was written long ago.
 
God only writes best sellers,
So be proud of who you are.
Your character is important,

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Healing Power In Word “Allah”

Vander Hoven, a psychologist from Netherlands, announced his new discovery about the effect of reading the Quran and repeating the word ALLAH both on patients and on normal persons. The Dutch professorconfirms his discovery with studies and research applied on many patients over a period of three years. Some of his patients were non-Muslims, others do not speak Arabic and were trained to pronounce the word “ALLAH” clearly; the result was great, particularly on those who suffer from dejection and tension. Al Watan, a Saudi daily reported that the psychologist was quoted to say that Muslims who can read Arabic and who read the Quran regularly could protect themselves from psychological diseases.

The psychologist explained how each letter in the word “ALLAH” affects healing of psychological diseases. He pointed out in his research that pronouncing the first letter in the word “ALLAH” which is the letter(A), released from the respiratory system, controls breathing. He added that pronouncing the velar consonant (L) in the Arabic way, with the tongue touching slightly the upper part of the jaw producing a short pause and then repeating the same pause
constantly, relaxes the aspiration.

Also, pronouncing the last letter which is the letter (H) makes a contact between the lungs and the heart and in turn this contact controls the heartbeat.

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21 Real Pearls

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
When you say “I love you”, mean it.
When you say “I’m sorry”, look the person in the eye.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
Believe in love at first sight.
Never laugh at anyone’s dreams People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it’s the only way to live life completely.
In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
Don’t judge people by their relatives.
Talk slowly but think quickly.
When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
Remember the three R’s: Respect for self, Respect for others, and Responsibility for all your actions.
Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
Spend some time alone.

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The Holy Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) Said

1- Surah Fatiha is a cure from every illness. (Darmi, Bahiqi)

2- Do not make your home a graveyard, the Shaitan runs from the home in which Surah Baqrah is recited. (Sahih Muslim)

3- Whoever memorized the first ten ayahs of Surah Kahf will be saved the Dajjal. (Sahih Muslim)

4- Whoever recites Surah Kahf on the day of Jummah, there will be a Nur brightened for him between two Jummahs.

5- Everything has a heart and the heart of the Quran is Surah Yaseen, whoever read Yaseen, Allah will write the reward of reading the Quran ten times from him. (Tirmizi and Darmi)

6- Whoever reads Surah Yaseen for the pleasure of Allah, his past sins will be forgiven so read this near your deceased. (Bahiqi)

7- (Reading) Qul hu WAllahu Ahad (Surah Ikhlas) is equal to [reading] one third of the Quran.

8- Whoever read Ayatul Kursi after every Fard Salah, he will be under the protection and security of Allah. (Dailmi on the Authority of Sayeduna Ali)

9- (On the Day of Judgement) a caller will say O Recitor of Surah Inaam, come to Jannat for loving Surah Inaam and its recitation.

10- Surah Tabarak (Surah Mulk) saves one from Hell.

11- Whatever task is not begun with Bismillahi Rahamni Raheen remains incomplete and unfinished.

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Jokes, Funny SMS

Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind

Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That’s YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh….
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u….. Now its ME

I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful…
I look at you… I… I…I’d rather
look at the moon again…

4 HUSBANDS

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy:
“Congratulations, you’ve twins!”.
“Oh!….. maybe it’s just a coincidence” said the daddy,
“as I’m working at the Petronas Twin Towers”.
Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:
“Congratulations, you’ve triplets!”
“Wooow!, this is a coincidence,too” said the second daddy.
“I am working for 3M Corporation”.
A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:
“Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets”
“Thanks God. Perhaps this is also a coincidence”.
“I work at Four Seasons Hotel!”.
Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.
All the 3 daddies asked him: “Why do you look so worried?”.
He answered, “…uhmmm…. I’m working at Seven-Eleven!”

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Last Words Said By Great People

Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965
I’m bored with it all.
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.

Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977
Damn it . . . Don’t you dare ask God to help me.
To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.

Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964
Am I dying or is this my birthday?
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.

Jane Austen, writer, d. July 18, 1817
Nothing, but death.
When asked by her sister, Cassandra, if there was anything she wanted.

Henry Ward Beecher, evangelist, d. March 8, 1887
Now comes the mystery.

Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966
Let’s cool it brothers . . .
Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.

Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883
Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.
To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.

Eugene O’Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953
I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.

Charles Darwin, d. April 19, 1882
I am not the least afraid to die.

Diana (Spencer), Princess of Wales, d. August 31, 1997
My God. What’s happened?

Edward VII, King of Britain, d. 1910
No, I shall not give in. I shall go on. I shall work to the end.

Douglas Fairbanks, Sr., actor, d. December 12, 1939
I’ve never felt better.

Edmund Gwenn, actor, d. September 6, 1959
Yes, it’s tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.
When asked if he thought dying was tough.

Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827
Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.

Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

François Rabelais, writer, d. 1553
I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, US President, d. 1945
I have a terrific headache.
He died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

Theodore Roosevelt, US President, d. 1919
Put out the light.

General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.

Charlotte Bronte, writer, d. March 31, 1855
Oh, I am not going to die, am I? He will not separate us, we have been so happy.
Spoken to her husband of 9 months, Rev. Arthur Nicholls.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning, writer, d. June 28, 1861
Beautiful.
In reply to her husband who had asked how she felt.

Lord George Byron, writer, d. 1824
Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.

Louis XVIII, King of France, d. 1824
A King should die standing.

Louis XIV, King of France, d. 1715
Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?

Louise, Queen of Prussia, d. 1820
I am a Queen, but I have not the power to move my arms.

Walter De La Mare, writer, d. 1956
Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

Pietro Perugino, Italian painter, d. 1523
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
Giving his reasons for refusing to see a priest as he lay dying.

Edgar Allan Poe, writer, d. October 7, 1849
Lord help my poor soul.

James K. Polk, US President, d. 1849
I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.
Spoken to his wife.

Alexander Pope, writer, d. May 30, 1744
Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms.

George Bernard Shaw, playwright, d. November 2, 1950
Sister, you’re trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I’m done, I’m finished, I’m going to die.
Spoken to his nurse.

James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961
God bless… God damn.

Leon Trotsky, Russian revolutionary, d. 1940
I feel here that this time they have succeeded.

Leonardo da Vinci, artist, d. 1519
I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.

George Washington, US President, d. December 14, 1799
I die hard but am not afraid to go.

H. G. Wells, novelist, d. 1946
Go away. I’m all right.

Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

Florenz Ziegfeld, showman, d. July 22, 1932
Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

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What I Found!

I asked for Strength
And God gave me difficulties to make me strong.

I asked for wisdom
And God gave me problems to solve.

I asked for prosperity
And God gave me a brain and brawn to work.

I asked for courage
And God gave me obstacles to overcome.

I asked for love
And God gave me troubled people to help.

I asked for favour
And God gave me opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted
But I received everything I needed.

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How to Keep A Man/Woman Happy

HOW TO KEEP A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s not difficult
All you have to do is to be
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

53. Never to forget:

* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!

1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control

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How to Impress A Guy

When it comes to making a lasting impression on a guy, a little strategizing goes a long way.
If you want to be the girl he just can’t get off his mind, simply be sure that you:

Have a life

Mention your plans to explore the back roads with your biking group, your adventures as a volunteer little league coach, your crazy movie-night escapades with the girls last Friday. He’ll see that you’re someone with a lot of spunk and spirit, and he’ll wonder what you’re up to now. Plus, with charisma like yours, he’ll definitely want to join your club.

Call the shots

Invite him to do something outside-the-box with you. Rather than waiting for him to ask you out on the proverbial dinner-and-a-movie date, suggest checking out Tango night at the local dance club, visiting the vintage erotic art exhibit at the museum, or attending an outdoor concert under the stars. He’ll be enchanted by your creativity and sense of adventure, and together you’ll begin building memories he won’t soon forget.

Stir his senses

Wear a subtle and alluring scent. When he hugs you close, he’ll be drawing you in with every breath he takes. When you part, a little hint of you will linger on his collar, invoking the essence of you in his mind all day long.

Raise the temperature

Wear sexy undies. Even if you keep all your clothes on, a pair of lacy boy-cuts under your jeans will make you feel hot, and everyone knows how contagious a little sexual confidence can be. Your signature je-ne-sais-quois will keep him — how you say — distracted — until you meet again.

Feed the Fire

Let him know you think he’s sexy. Brush lightly against his shoulder as you walk by him, tell him you like those pants he’s wearing, give him “the look” as your parting glance. He’ll be hopelessly incapable of dimming that glorious glow he feels knowing a beautiful woman wants him.

Kiss to impress

Become famous in his book for your fabulous kiss. Be present and tender, expressive and receptive, when you kiss him goodnight. With an unforgettable kiss like that, you’ll be guaranteed a starring role in his dreams all night long.

Stay in touch

Sure, playing hard to get may be a time-honored trick of the trade, but imagine how good it makes him feel to know that you’re thinking of him. Shoot him an email or a quick phone call to say hello and let him know he is on your mind. When you put that little lift in his step, he’ll be bopping to your beat all throughout the day.

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