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A while ago, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure…
Tags: JokesAn Ukrainian immigrant in USA went to the Motor Vehicles Registry (Department of Motor Vehicles or Secretary of State in some states) to apply for a driver’s license. He had to take an eye test. The clerk shows him a card with the letters:
Tags: fun, Funny, JokesThe children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
‘There’s Jennifer; she’s a lawyer, or that’s Michael. He’s a doctor.”
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
Tags: fun, Funny, JokesA man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud,
“Lord, grant me one wish.”
The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said,
“Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small town. The husband leans over and asks his wife;
“Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this pub and I made love to you.”
“Yes” she says.
“I remember it well.”
“OK,” he says, “how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”
“Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea,” she answers.
Real Life is very hard. It is far from what we see on TV, Movie or Dream. It beats you like hell sometimes, doesn’t matter you are prepared for it or not. I am talking about facts. We are very optimistic naturally when we still attend school, college but as life goes on… we have to face realities and hard facts. Everybody knows that. Sometimes I wonder that why our parents do not tell us to what we are going to face soon. Normally you know about your school, college, mates, hobbies but as we grow! all things remain behind and we have to just think about single purpose. Better Survival!!! I am not disappointing you. But I am telling you to, Be aware.. Be careful. This is Life. Here are some rules to keep in mind…
Tags: Inspirational
In National Parliament Assembly, A.D.C., asked, “Sir, in Parliament Assembly whether tea be served or coffee?”
Wondering… Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah raised his head and said strictly,
“Will they not be coming from homes, well fed?”
A.D.C. was scared, asking such question. Quaid continued.
“One who wants tea or coffee, can have at his home, Nation’s wealth is for Nation’s good, Not for Ministers.”
After that order until he was in the Authority, Plain water was served in all Parliament Assemblies.
Tags: Informatory, Inspirational, Interesting