Urdu Jokes
Once a sardar owned a retaurant.
A man came up to him and claimed:
“Sardar jee! There is a fly in the tea”
Sardar jee replied:
“O! Dil wadda ker yara! Oonay kinna pee leena aaay”
Why Read Quran! When We Cant Understand A Word In Arabic?
An old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Quran. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.
One day the grandson asked, ‘Grandpa! I try to read the Quran just like you but I don’t understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Qur’an do?’
Tags: Islam, QuranWhats Wrong With Pakistan And Muslims
Pakistan is the most dangerous country at earth and Muslims are terrorists.
Well you may have heard this and possibly you may have already believed it as promoted by the media. I myself do not understand many things except I firmly believe that media and politics are just a crap.
I am a proud Pakistani. Its my country. I love it because I was born and raised here. Everybody loves his country. By media all this bad stuff about Islam and Pakistan is just a wrong concept promoted. They just like to hit with spicy news. I myself have heard two blasts in Pakistan Lahore at the same day. I could have been died with those blasts. I feel equally alarmed with all these happenings over here. I do not know what’s wrong with overall circumstances here in Pakistan but its just Politicians here who are responsible for all that.
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Istikhara
This is a special term in religion Islam. If any muslim wants to have guidence about some matter or wants to take decision about something but he is confused and does not know what to do then he is advised to ask help from God by this special way. For this he can offer 2-Rakaat Nawafil Prayer and then ask from God in prayer for His help about that matter and ask Him to guide about that matter. This is important that the cause must be good and for benefit of him or other humans. He will be guided in dream or he will be indicated by some means about that matter that what to do.
Tags: Islam
How to Masturbate Correctly and Safely
It is good if you do not masturbate at all. Get married sooner. But it’s no secret that most men masturbate as soon as they are able to. It provides a release of physical, emotional, and sexual tension. While there are methods of masturbating that can increase the size of the penis, there are some things to keep in mind so that you don’t masturbate your way to a smaller penis.
Scarring: Many men, especially when their hormones are running rampant, tend to masturbate excessively. This can cause blistering and tearing of the skin of the penis producing a scab. This inevitably leads to scarring of the penis and will restrict its length and girth upon erection. It will also last a lifetime, so be cautious when over-masturbating. It will also desensitize your penis to sexual stimulation.
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