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Once a sardar owned a retaurant.
A man came up to him and claimed:
“Sardar jee! There is a fly in the tea”
سردار جی۔ دودھ میں مکھی ھے۔
Sardar jee replied:
“O! Dil wadda ker yara! Oonay kinna pee leena aaay”
او دل وڈڈا کر یا را۔ اوونے کننا پی جانا اے؟
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Sardar goes to a restaurant and orders chicken.
Waiter: “French, Spanish or Desi?”
Sardar: “O jeera marzi laay aa! Main keera gallan kerniaan naaay.”
او جیرا مرضی لے آ۔ میں کیرا گلاں کرنیاں نیں۔
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1
larkay ko kia chaiya?
1 larkie jo
piyar daay.
1 larkie jo
acha khana banaye.
1 larkie jo
khoob khidmat keray.
Aor ya teenoon larkiyaan mil jul rehain.
Bus!!!
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A sardar was driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist asked him: “If lion comes very close to us, then how can we escape?”
Sardar: “Its simple, Give right indicator and turn left.”
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3 sardar were sleeping at same bed.
One felt not enough room for him at bed and so he climbed down and rested at bare floor.
One sardar from bed called him and said. “Come on up now, its enough room now at bed.”
اوۓ اتے آ جا۔ ہن جگھ کھلی ھو گي اے۔
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An old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Quran. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.
One day the grandson asked, ‘Grandpa! I try to read the Quran just like you but I don’t understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Qur’an do?’
The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied, ‘Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water.’
The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, ‘You’ll have to move a little faster next time,’ and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead.
The old man said, ‘I don’t want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You’re just not trying hard enough,’ and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.
At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, ‘See Grandpa, it’s useless!’
‘So you think it is useless?’ The old man said, ‘Look at the basket.’
The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out.
‘Son, that’s what happens when you read the Qur’an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out. That is the work of Allah in our lives.’
Pakistan is the most dangerous country at earth and Muslims are terrorists.
Well you may have heard this and possibly you may have already believed it as promoted by the media. I myself do not understand many things except I firmly believe that media and politics are just a crap.
I am a proud Pakistani. Its my country. I love it because I was born and raised here. Everybody loves his country. By media all this bad stuff about Islam and Pakistan is just a wrong concept promoted. They just like to hit with spicy news. I myself have heard two blasts in Pakistan Lahore at the same day. I could have been died with those blasts. I feel equally alarmed with all these happenings over here. I do not know what’s wrong with overall circumstances here in Pakistan but its just Politicians here who are responsible for all that.
Generally, educated folk here get ready every day in morning and go to offices and other people work hard in other ways to earn their daily bread. Most community is poor here. But poor people here in Pakistan are more healthy and satisfied with their lives. Come here and see it by yourself. Muslims are just like other people and what our religion teaches us is like that “Do not be among of those who do wrong deeds and create disturbance”. We are just peaceful like others and God fearing. There is no space for terrorists and extremists in Islam. At one place in Holy Book Quran it is mentioned that: “Best way is of the middle way (Balance. In everything you do.)”. No extremism, No bad things, No terrorism. There is no place for these things in Islam.
The people who does such things have no religion. Not at all. No religion will direct anybody towards wrong way. Religion is about bringing peace in your life and harmony and safety and satisfaction.
In Pakistan Politicians are not good and Politics is at wrong way. I believe that all the bad stuff comes from them. There is nothing wrong with Pakistani Nation and Muslims.
Now I ask some questions from western people. Take example of Hollywood?
Who produces scary and sick movies? Muslims??? Pakistanies???
Movies with extremism and mass killings?
Where a man can destruct anything and everything to save the world or just his girlfriend?
A man can go beyond the limits not humanly possible in a thrilling action or adventure movie (Tell me the definition of extremism please!!!)
We can see extreme hatred, anger, destruction, evil, scary, inhumanity in these movies.
What Hollywood is promoting? Is it love or peace or destruction and extremism.
Besides, there is just one incident of Atomic Bomb strike. You know what I mean???
If Americans reached at Moon! Why did not they visited the moon again???I mean it’s been quite a while now. You know what I mean???
Single person ‘Osama Bin Laden’ is lost and world’s most efficient services and top secret agencies cannot find him!!!You know what I mean???
I hope you do…
Are these things not fishy!!!
Think about it!!!
The people who are extremists and terrorists have no religion. World is a beautiful place including every country with beautiful people. No religion is bad and Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Jews and other all are good. Follow your religion whatever it is. All are good. Just I think it is not good to blame any religion or community or country.
What I suggest, Remove every single weapon (I mean every single one and all of it and every kind of) and destructive element from the face of earth. It is ridiculous that a country who have more destructive power is more secure and powerful. World does not need power. It needs love and harmony. And please shutdown Hollywood if you can or tell them to work like Dreamworks Animation Studio, Pixar, Bluesky Animation Studios or Walt Disney. World does not need scary or destructive movies. It needs 3D kids animations. :D
I object at just scary and destructive movies produced by Hollywood. I mean the world is safe if you let it be safe.
I might be wrong!!! What do you think about it???
Istikhara
This is a special term in religion Islam. If any muslim wants to have guidence about some matter or wants to take decision about something but he is confused and does not know what to do then he is advised to ask help from God by this special way. For this he can offer 2-Rakaat Nawafil Prayer and then ask from God in prayer for His help about that matter and ask Him to guide about that matter. This is important that the cause must be good and for benefit of him or other humans. He will be guided in dream or he will be indicated by some means about that matter that what to do.
I have two documents in this regard relating full instruction and method. Instruction is in Urdu and Arabic. Click at images to read the exact way to do it.
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Never cry for any relation in life.
Because for the one whom you cry, does not deserve your tears.
And the one who deserves, will never let you cry.
Treat everyone with politeness; even those who are rude to you.
Not because they are not nice; but because you are nice.
Never search your happiness in others; which will make you feel alone.
Rather search it in yourself.
you will feel happy even if you are left alone.
Always have a positive attitude in life.
There is something positive in every person.
Even a stopped watch is right; twice a day.
Happiness always looks small when we hold it in our hands.
But when we learn to share it, we realize how big and precious it is!
Father: ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!’
Father: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.’
Son: ‘Well, in that case…ok’
Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: ‘I have a husband for your daughter.’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!’
Father: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’
Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case…ok’
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’
President: ‘But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!’
Father: ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.’
President: ‘Ah, in that case…ok’
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything..
But your attitude should be +ve..
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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