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Love Letter From HR Manager

To, ABC Girl
Subject: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms prey,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving his letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your other friends (girls), if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Xyz
HR Manager

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Is It Love You’re Feeling Or Just An Infatuation?

Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to another.
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows, one day at a time.

Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine to closely. It might spoil the dream.
Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by his presence, even when he is away. Miles do not separate you. You have so many wonderful little films in your head that you keep replaying. But near or far, you know he is yours and you can wait.

Infatuation says, “We must get married right away. I can’t risk losing him.”
Love says, “Be patient. Don’t panic. Plan your future with confidence.”

Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. Whenever you are together you hope it will end in intimacy.
Love is not based on sex. It is the maturation of friendship that makes sex so much sweeter. You must be friends before you can be lovers.

Infatuation lacks confidence. When he’s away, you wonder if he is cheating. Sometimes you check.
Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. He feels your trust, and it makes him even more trustworthy.

Infatuation might lead you to do things you will regret, but love never steers you in the wrong direction.
Love is elevating. It lifts you up. It makes you look up. It makes you think up. It makes you a better person than you were before.

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Somebody You Love And Somebody You Like

Differences Between “Somebody You Love” and “Somebody You Like”

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster.
But in front of the person you like, you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring.
But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush.
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.

In front of the person you love, you can’t say everything on your mind.
But in front of the person you like, you can.

In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy.
But in front of the person you like, you can show your own self.

You can’t look straight into the eyes of the one you love.
But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.

When the one you love is crying, you cry with them.
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.

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12 Most Romantic Things

  1. Watch the sunset together.
  2. Whisper to each other.
  3. Cook for each other.
  4. Walk in the rain.
  5. Hold hands.
  6. Buy gifts for each other.
  7. Roses.
  8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you’re together.
  9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
  10. Hugs are the universal medicine.
  11. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
  12. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/ poetry etc.
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True Love Never Dies

Two Lovers  planned to Suicide.
Boy jumped first;
Girl closed her eyes, and returned back saying;
Love is Blind.

The Boy, in mid-air opened his parachute saying;
Love never Dies…

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111 Romantic SMS For Someone Special

Romantic SMS Collection. The perfect messages for your special person. Have fun sending these Romantic SMS to your friends and Love ones.

  1. Lives are for living I live for you
    Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
    Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
    Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?
  2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
  3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
  4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I’d still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
  5. If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
  6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
  7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
  8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !
  9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don’t have to live a day without you.
  10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
  11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!
  12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
  13. Kiss me and you will see stars ….Love me and I will give them to you.
  14. My love, words however special … could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!
  15. The day that I’ll die, when death replaces birth, I’ll recognize angels’ faces, ‘cus I live with one on earth.
  16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice!
  17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
  18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
  20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!
  21. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!
  22. I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than you.
  23. True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you!
  24. I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i’d love you the best!
  25. If I died or went somewhere far, I’d write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.
  26. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
  27. Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time.
  28. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
  29. If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I’d never have to live without you.
  30. They say you only fall in love once, it can’t be true. Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
  31. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I’ve crossed your mind.
  32. Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.
  33. If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, just know that you are in my heart. You’ll be in there forever!
  34. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  35. You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
  36. If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.
  37. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
  38. If I can only be with you in my dreams then I’ll sleep for ever.
  39. Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I’ll be right back.
  40. Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?
  41. If I got a penny every time I thought of you I’d be a millionaire by tomorrow.
  42. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
  43. A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life.
  44. Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me?
  45. Tonight I ask the stars above. How I’ll ever win your love. What do I do.What do I say. To turn your angel eyes my way?
  46. The shortest word for me is “I”
    The sweetest word for me is “love”
    The only word for me is “you!”
  47. The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
    The way you say “I love you”, It scares me
    The way you know just what to say, It scares me
    The ways you scare me, I love it
  48. Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I’m with you.
  49. You tripped me, so I fell for you.
  50. I will love you until my heart stops beating.
  51. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  52. I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.
  53. Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too much.
  54. Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you.
    In case you didn’t know, I’ll be loving you always and forever!
  55. Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you.
  56. Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I’ve done in my life.
  57. Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part.
  58. Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness.
  59. Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines… it all comes naturally, just like loving you.
  60. Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.
  61. Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to me!
  62. Just had to let you know… you’re the best! I love you!
  63. You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.
  64. I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, “Good Night.”
  65. Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears.
  66. Just when I thought it couldn’t get better, you prove me wrong! I love you!
  67. I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
    I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
    PUT IT TOGETHER
    I LOVE YOU 4-EVER
  68. How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to. Love you dear.
  69. I’m not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU
  70. Without your LOVE, dayz are “Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday”.
  71. Words however special… could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
  72. I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!….
  73. It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel…!
  74. Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!
  75. If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!
  76. Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:
    1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10…
    What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!
  77. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
    oops! i miss “U”
  78. U have been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams and robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me, how do u plead?
  79. Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch over other angels!
  80. By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
  81. Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither… ‘Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
  82. You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
  83. You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
  84. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
  85. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
  86. Tears in my eyes ……… Tears for you …… Tears that realise how much I love you.
  87. If a raindrop would mean … I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !
  88. I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
  89. I’ll love you till the end! And then some more.
  90. A day without your love is a day without life.
  91. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
  92. nothing to u, but u’ll always be special to me.
  93. Someday you’ll 4get abt me, …my name, …my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you… But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know… I’ll never 4get you…
  94. So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
  95. I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we’re both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.
  96. I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious…i am missin u!
  97. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u.
  98. Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1.
  99. I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
  100. A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
  101. I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
  102. As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!
  103. I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.
  104. I hide my tears when I say your name,
    but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
    Though I smile and seem carefree,
    there’s no one who misses you more than me!!
  105. Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
  106. Curved high on a mountain covered in dew… I saw these 3 words… I LOVE YOU!
  107. Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life… I £ove You…
  108. A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
  109. It is not being in love that makes me happy… but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
  110. Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
    I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
    2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!
  111. When all seems lost and lonely for you
    And you dont really know what to do
    Look inside your heart and see
    There in a special place, I will be.
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If You Love Someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was….

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE…..

Pessimist
If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist
If you love someone, Set her free … Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious
If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient
If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient
If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful
If you love someone, Set her free … If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat ….

C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist
If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers
If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist
If you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.

Statisticians
If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans
If you love someone, Set her free, SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person
If you love someone don’t set her free.

MBA
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist
If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist
If you love someone set her free If she comes back it’s a nightmare If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert
If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert
If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist
If you love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market

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How to Impress A Guy

When it comes to making a lasting impression on a guy, a little strategizing goes a long way.
If you want to be the girl he just can’t get off his mind, simply be sure that you:

Have a life

Mention your plans to explore the back roads with your biking group, your adventures as a volunteer little league coach, your crazy movie-night escapades with the girls last Friday. He’ll see that you’re someone with a lot of spunk and spirit, and he’ll wonder what you’re up to now. Plus, with charisma like yours, he’ll definitely want to join your club.

Call the shots

Invite him to do something outside-the-box with you. Rather than waiting for him to ask you out on the proverbial dinner-and-a-movie date, suggest checking out Tango night at the local dance club, visiting the vintage erotic art exhibit at the museum, or attending an outdoor concert under the stars. He’ll be enchanted by your creativity and sense of adventure, and together you’ll begin building memories he won’t soon forget.

Stir his senses

Wear a subtle and alluring scent. When he hugs you close, he’ll be drawing you in with every breath he takes. When you part, a little hint of you will linger on his collar, invoking the essence of you in his mind all day long.

Raise the temperature

Wear sexy undies. Even if you keep all your clothes on, a pair of lacy boy-cuts under your jeans will make you feel hot, and everyone knows how contagious a little sexual confidence can be. Your signature je-ne-sais-quois will keep him — how you say — distracted — until you meet again.

Feed the Fire

Let him know you think he’s sexy. Brush lightly against his shoulder as you walk by him, tell him you like those pants he’s wearing, give him “the look” as your parting glance. He’ll be hopelessly incapable of dimming that glorious glow he feels knowing a beautiful woman wants him.

Kiss to impress

Become famous in his book for your fabulous kiss. Be present and tender, expressive and receptive, when you kiss him goodnight. With an unforgettable kiss like that, you’ll be guaranteed a starring role in his dreams all night long.

Stay in touch

Sure, playing hard to get may be a time-honored trick of the trade, but imagine how good it makes him feel to know that you’re thinking of him. Shoot him an email or a quick phone call to say hello and let him know he is on your mind. When you put that little lift in his step, he’ll be bopping to your beat all throughout the day.

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30 FREE Gifts For Your Partner Compiled By Romance Staff

Give your partner a full month of romantic surprises with these 30 FREE gifts!

A back rub.
A self-composed love poem.
A single rose from your garden.
An assortment of wildflowers.
A web page dedication.
A love note.
A kiss.
A hug.
A whispered, “I love you!”
Breakfast in bed.
A love coupon.
A homemade card.
Sing a love song.
A day of pampering.
A romantic walk.
A dance.
A love journal.
Do a chore for your partner.
Read your partner a book or poem.
A virtual card.
A love dedication.
A piece of clothing scented with your cologne or perfume. Something sentimental to you.
A drawing.
An hour of listening.
A night under the stars.
An intimate encounter.
An hour of doing whatever they want.
A romantic bath.
A movie for two by candlelight.

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For Her

Compliment her

Respect her

Honor her

Cuddle her

Kiss her

Caress her

Love her

Stroke her

Tease her

Comfort her

Protect her

Hug her

Hold her

Spend money on her

Wine and dine her

Buy things for her

Listen to her

Care for her

Stand by her

Support her

Hold her

Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

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