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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ‘the minds of either’
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
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To, ABC Girl
Subject: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms prey,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving his letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your other friends (girls), if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Xyz
HR Manager
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Once a sardar owned a retaurant.
A man came up to him and claimed:
“Sardar jee! There is a fly in the tea”
سردار جی۔ دودھ میں مکھی ھے۔
Sardar jee replied:
“O! Dil wadda ker yara! Oonay kinna pee leena aaay”
او دل وڈڈا کر یا را۔ اوونے کننا پی جانا اے؟
~~!!!!!!!!!!~~
Sardar goes to a restaurant and orders chicken.
Waiter: “French, Spanish or Desi?”
Sardar: “O jeera marzi laay aa! Main keera gallan kerniaan naaay.”
او جیرا مرضی لے آ۔ میں کیرا گلاں کرنیاں نیں۔
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1
larkay ko kia chaiya?
1 larkie jo
piyar daay.
1 larkie jo
acha khana banaye.
1 larkie jo
khoob khidmat keray.
Aor ya teenoon larkiyaan mil jul rehain.
Bus!!!
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A sardar was driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist asked him: “If lion comes very close to us, then how can we escape?”
Sardar: “Its simple, Give right indicator and turn left.”
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3 sardar were sleeping at same bed.
One felt not enough room for him at bed and so he climbed down and rested at bare floor.
One sardar from bed called him and said. “Come on up now, its enough room now at bed.”
اوۓ اتے آ جا۔ ہن جگھ کھلی ھو گي اے۔
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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You MUST read these out loud…
1) That’s not right …………………………………. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?…………….. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………………………………….. Kum Hia Nao
4) Small Horse ……………………………………… Tai Ni Po Ni
5) Did you go to the beach? ………………….. Wai Yu So Tan
6) I think you need a face lift ……………….. Chin Tu Fat
7) It’s very dark in here ……………………….. Wai So Dim
8) I thought you were on a diet …………….. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
9) This is a tow away zone ……………………. No Pah King
10) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ……… Wai Yu Kum Nao?
11) Staying out of sight …………………………. Lei Ying Lo
12) He’s cleaning his automobile ……………..Wa Shing Ka
13) Your body odor is offensive ………………Yu Stin Ki Pu
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One day the great Greek philosopher Socrates (469 - 399 BC) came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said,
“Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”
“Wait a moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Test of Three.”
“Three?”, exclaimed the student.
“That’s right,” Socrates continued.
“Before you talk to me about my student let’s take a moment to test what you’re going to say.
The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“Oh no,” the man said, “actually I just heard about it.”
“All right,” said Socrates.
“So you don’t really know if it’s true or not.
Now let’s try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?”
“No, on the contrary…” Student replied.
“So,” Socrates interrupted,
“you want to tell me something bad about him even though you’re not certain it’s true?”
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.
Socrates continued.
“You may still pass though, because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness.
Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?”
“Well it….no, not really…”
“Well,” concluded Socrates,
“If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?”
The man was defeated and ashamed.
This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
Socrates sayings such as “The unexamined life is not worth living” and “Know Thyself” will always be in everybody’s mind.
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All the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein’s counting: 1,2,3……97,98,99…..100.
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.
Einstein says, “Newton’s out. Newton’s….out…..”
Newton denies and says Newton is not out. He claims that he is not Newton. All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says, “I am standing in a square of area. 1m squared. That makes me Newton per meter squared. Since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I’m Pascal.
Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!!”
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40 Things You May Not Know
- Money isn’t made out of paper; it’s made out of cotton.
- The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had.
- Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will digest itself .
- The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
- The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a “tittle”.
- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
- Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
- A duck’s quack doesn’t echo … no one knows why.
- 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
- Every person has a unique tongue print (no licking at the scene of a crime!).
- 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
- The ’spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was albino.
- On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
- During the chariot scene in ‘Ben Hur’ a small red car can be seen in the distance.
- Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
- Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.
- Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
- Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
- Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants!
- Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
- Upper and lower case letters are named ‘upper’ and ‘lower’ because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the ‘upper case’ letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, ‘lower case’ letters.
- Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
- Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
- There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
- The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before!
- There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!
- Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.
- A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
- The mask used by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
- If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
- By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.
- The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
- American Airlines saved $40,000 in ‘87 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
- The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
- Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It’s the same with apples!
- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
- The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
- Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
- Back in the mid to late 80’s, an IBM compatible computer wasn’t considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft’s Flight Simulator game.
- Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them.
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Here are some images, might be concepts or facts; but very interesting.
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