Some people really sit and do nothing all day long but are well paid and respected. These kind of people are in management. You can be like them as well. Let me explain it with a story. A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and […]

A lady Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we’ve […]

Who Will Pay the Bill – Joke

by roshi on November 16, 2009

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Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a really pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the smirking male clerk.

She Boss – Management Joke

by roshi on November 16, 2009

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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500.” “Why does the parrot cost so much?” asks the customer. The owner says: “Well, the parrot knows how to do legal research.”

David had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high-tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes, #1,#2, and #3. “Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” the departing CEO said. Things went […]

Sardar Jokes

by roshi on October 4, 2009

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Jokes time! Sardar Jokes are very common. They are the equivalent of Blond Jokes in the United States. The Sardar jokes listed at this site are not meant to disrespect the Sikh Community in any way. Enjoy some more sardar jokes. These are in English.

Invited to Dinner

by roshi on March 18, 2009

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A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. The girl said to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to […]

The contest for “Who wants to be a millionaire” was going on and the last question was: “which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest?” A- Robin B- Sparrow C- Cuckoo D- Thrush The contestant (Barbara) decides to phone a friend (Maggie). (ringing) Maggie (a blond): “Hello…” Regis: “Hello Maggie, its Regis […]