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Drinking Too Much

He has been drinking at the pub all night. When the bar was closing, the man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time but same result. He figures he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him. Once outside, he stands up and falls flat on his face again. So he decides to crawl on four legs to his home and when he arrives at the door he stands and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom.

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Do not Pinch Girls (joke)

It obviously annoyed her to see her husband enjoying standing next to a beautiful lady in a crowded elevator. Suddenly the blond slapped him on the face and said, “This should teach you not to pinch girls!”

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Jokes And Fun

A thief just ran off with my purse,
“shouted a champion runner”
“Couldn’t you catch him?” asked the onlooker.
“Sure, I even took the lead, but when I looked back, he was gone”

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Perfect Partner

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect partner.
“I want a companion who is small and attractive, loves water sports and enjoys group activities.”

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Best Woman In The World

After a shipwreck, one person escapes and finds a small corked bottle. He removes the cork and a genie appears. The genie asks him what he desires.
Immediately the man orders for the best wine, the best food and the best woman in the world.
After a while, the genie brings a crate of red wine, a Nirala’s meal and Mother Teresa!

Random Jokes and Fun

When a woman says
“I don’t have anything to wear”, she really means “I don’t have anything new to wear”
When a man says
“I don’t have anything to wear”, he really means “I don’t have anything clean to wear.”

Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Why Adam was Born Before Eve

Father, asked the little fellow,
“If it’s polite to let women be first in everything then why did God made Adam before Eve?”

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Choosing Career For Son (joke)

An elderly couple had a son living with them. The parents were worried as the son had not decided about his future career. They decided to do a small test. They took a 100 dollars, a bible and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table.

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