Chinese ENGLISH

by roshi on October 16, 2007

in Jokes

A joke about how an Italian, French and a Chinese guy would speak English.

An Italian, French and Chinese went for a job interview in England. 
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow
The Italian was first: “I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.” 
The French was next: ” I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV. 
Last was the Chinese: “I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone “green green”, I “pink” up the phone and I say “Yellow. !!!!!!!!!!!!

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