Your Relationship With Your Computer

You know, it is time to think about your relationship with your computer when…

• You wake up at 4 O’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
• You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
• You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
• You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
• You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
• You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
• You can’t correspond with your mother because she doesn’t have a computer.
• When your email box shows “no new messages” and you feel really depressed.
• You don’t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
• You move into a new house and you decide to netscape before you landscape.
• Your family always knows where you are.
• In real life conversations, you don’t laugh, you just say “LOL”

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