Your Relationship With Your Computer
by roshi on December 14, 2007
in Interesting
You know, it is time to think about your relationship with your computer when…
- You wake up at 4 O’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
- You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
- You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
- You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
- You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
- You can’t correspond with your mother because she doesn’t have a computer.
- When your email box shows “no new messages” and you feel really depressed.
- You don’t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
- You move into a new house and you decide to netscape before you landscape.
- Your family always knows where you are.
- In real life conversations, you don’t laugh, you just say “LOL”
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