Very Cool Messengers Display Messages – Teasers

Doesn’t matter what messenger you use, you can choose a display message which can be a teaser, a famous quote, a famous saying, a funny verb or anything. Here is a list of very cool nicks or display messages you can choose as your display text in messengers or even you can text message some of these to a friend’s mobile.

• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who’s got the smallest.
• A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
• Trying is the first step towards failure
• If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
• If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
• The funny thing about Common sense is that it’s not very common
• I don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
• Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
• I’m fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
• I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
• I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
• One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
• I’m in a good mood don’t ruin it by chatting
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
• (L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
• Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
• Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
• My calculations are U+ME=US!
• (B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
• The rich get richer and the poor get children
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
• Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
• Fat people are harder to kidnap

Topic: MSN