Differnce Between Boss and Employee – Office Management Corporate Joke
by
roshi on November 16th, 2009
Have you ever wondered that why boss is superior and how he can discredit anything or any effort you put in your work? There is a difference between Boss and Employee. Without knowing it, you can not achieve what your boss has got. People and the whole world see an employee and a boss differently. Here it is how:
If you take a long time, you’re slow.
But if your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
If you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
But if your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
If you make a mistake, you’re a goober.
But if your boss makes a mistake, he’s ‘only human’.
If you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
But if your boss does it, he’s being firm.
If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
But if your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
If you do something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
But if your boss does the same thing, he’s taking initiative.
If you’re on a day off sick, you’re ‘always’ sick.
But if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
If you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
But if your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
If you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
But if your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.
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December 10th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
:O So mush Info :O