Ladies, Do not Take It Seriously

by roshi on December 2, 2007

in Jokes

Don’t Take It Seriously:

  • When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
  • When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
  • When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
  • When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
  • When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
  • When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.
  • When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
  • When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it’s in, you’ll love it. 

Those could be pickup lines for people in these professions!!!

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