Drinking Too Much

by roshi on February 11, 2008

in Jokes

He has been drinking at the pub all night. When the bar was closing, the man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time but same result. He figures he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him. Once outside, he stands up and falls flat on his face again. So he decides to crawl on four legs to his home and when he arrives at the door he stands and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom.

When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself up right but he quickly falls right into the bed and was sound asleep, as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him and shouting loudly,
“So you have been out drinking again?”

“What makes you say that?” He asks, as he puts on an innocent look.

She says,
“The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again!”

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