Eats Shoots And Leaves (joke)

by roshi on March 16, 2008

in Funny, Jokes

A panda goes to a restaurant. 
The waiter comes over and asks him what he would like to eat.
The panda said “I would like to order everything on the menu.”
The waiter comes back a little later after the panda finishes up his food and says,
“Here is your check.” The panda shoots the waiter.

The police comes and talk to the panda.
The police said, “You can not do that!!!”
The panda says,
“Sure I can, look panda up in the dictionary,
It says: Panda; eats, shoots and leaves.
(eats shoots, and leaves) (shoot is a plant…)

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