Elevator Fun

by roshi on December 5, 2007

in Jokes

To joke around and have fun in elevator; try the following:

  • Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  • When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
  • Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce:
    “I’ve got new socks on!”
  • Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
  • Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce
    “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
  • When the elevator is silent, look around and ask
    “Is that your beeper?”
  • Say “Ding!” at each floor.
  • Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons.
  • Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”

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