Farmer and The Drowning Lady (bad joke)

by roshi on February 11, 2008

in Jokes

One day a farmer on vacation got stranded on a deserted island. The only things he saved were a piece of rope, a sheep and a dog. Days went by and after a while, he started to dream about women. After giving it some thought, he tied the sheep to a tree. the only problem was, every time he tried to get near to it, the dog would attack him. The same thing kept happening.

Until one day, the man heard a woman screaming. He rushed to the other side of the island and saw this beautiful woman drowning. He jumped into the water and dragged her to safely on the beach. Once she got her breath back, she exclaimed,
“You saved my life! How can I pay you back?”
He replied quickly,
Here, hold my dog for a moment!”

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