Got Any Carrots?

by roshi on March 16, 2008

in Funny, Jokes

A rabbit walked into a bar and said to the bar man,
“Got any carrots?”
The bar man said,
“Sorry mate! No…”
The next day the rabbit went into the bar agian and said,
“Got any carrots?”
The bar man said,
“No”
The next the rabbit went into the bar and said,
“Got any carrots?”
The bar man said,
“NO”

The next day the rabbit went into the bar and said,
“Got any carrots?”
And the bar man said,
“This is your last waring not to ask agian. NOOOOO!!!”
The next day the rabbit went into the bar and said,
“Got any carrots?”
The bar man said,
“Ask agian and I will pin your ears to the floor.”
The next day the rabbit went into the bar and said,
“Got any pins?”
The bar man said, “No.”
The rabbit said, “Good! Got any carrots then???”

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