How to Insult Someone in a Funny Way

by roshi on May 2, 2009

in Funny

Have you noticed that when great people talk, they make some difference. Even when they feel angry they tend not to loose control. If ever they insult somebody, they do it in a very funny way. Here are a few examples of funny insulting remarks/sentences you might have heard from your smart superior or boss. You might call these insult comic as well. Some of these might be really rude insults, fat insults and really mean insults, but these are funny. Insulting people or to swear is not a good manner. Infact it is rude. But sometimes to overcome frustration caused by someone’s careless action we can use funny insults. These are like jokes. This insults list will provide you a way to insult people but yet the person who is being insulted will not go mad on you. Hope so.

  • Any similarity between you and human is purely coincidental.
  • Are you always that stupid or today is a special occasion?
  • Brains are not everything. Infact Incase of you, they are nothing.
  • Don’t think, It may spray in your brain.
  • Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.
  • Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
  • You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
  • Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.
  • I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
  • You must have a low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals.
  • There is no vaccine against stupidity.
  • I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
  • I’d like to leave you with one thought, but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!
  • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.
  • Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
  • Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
  • Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
  • Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
  • Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
  • He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
  • Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
  • I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
  • I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
  • Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
  • If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!
  • Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
  • When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, “Gentlemen.” Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
  • In the dictionary under the word, “stupid,” it says, “see him.”
  • Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
  • Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
  • Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
  • If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
  • You’re very smart. You have brains you never used.
  • Look, don’t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you’ve got a palm.

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