How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

by roshi on November 16, 2009

in Funny

Want to get or act like a bit insane? There are ways you can do it creatively while maintaining it at a healthy level. If you ask me, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus might need this advice or tips you may call these. Because people related to these zodiacs tend to go insane easily sometimes.

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  • At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.)
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want chips with it.
  • Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it “IN”.
  • Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  • Reply to everything someone says with “That’s what you think.”
  • Finish all your sentences with “…in accordance with the prophecy”.
  • Don’t use any punctuation
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
  • Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing at every moment of the day. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”
  • Call the psychic hot-line and just say, “Guess What!”.
  • When the money comes out of the cash point, scream “I won! I won! Third time this week!!!”
  • Tell your children over dinner “Due to the economy crisis and recession, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

[ Caution: Non of these above is advised. If you laughed at any one of above, then the purpose of this topic is done. These are jokes, buddy. Don’t take RecipeApart serious. I am here to try and make you laugh. Well most of the topics here are for fun and some others are serious criticism or inspirational stuff. ]

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