If You Love Someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was….

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE…..

Pessimist
If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist
If you love someone, Set her free … Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious
If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient
If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient
If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful
If you love someone, Set her free … If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat ….

C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist
If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers
If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist
If you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.

Statisticians
If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans
If you love someone, Set her free, SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person
If you love someone don’t set her free.

MBA
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist
If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist
If you love someone set her free If she comes back it’s a nightmare If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert
If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert
If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist
If you love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market