If You Really Love Someone – Old Quotes and Modified Modern Quotes

by roshi on October 15, 2007

in Interesting, Jokes, Love

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was….

Okay now, the things have changed. We will have to create some new versions of the same quote right? What a pessimist or optimist would say in context to this quote? What an impatient man or a C++ Programmer would say according to if we are going to redefine that quote.

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE…..

Pessimist

If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

Optimist

If you love someone, Set her free … Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious

If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, ask her why?

Impatient

If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient

If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful

If you love someone, Set her free … If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat ….

C++ Programmer

if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist

If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers

If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist

If you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.

Statisticians

If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s Fans

If you love someone, Set her free, SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person

If you love someone don’t set her free.

MBA

If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.

Psychologist

If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist

If you love someone set her free If she comes back it’s a nightmare If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert

If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert

If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist

If you love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market.

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