Interesting Facts

by roshi on April 18, 2008

in Interesting

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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