Interesting Laws

• Law of Mechanical Repair:
  After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee
• Law of the Workshop:
  Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of Probability:
  The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
• Law of the Telephone:
  When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
• Law of the Alibi:
  If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
• Variation Law:
  If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
• Bath Theorem:
  When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• Law of Close Encounters:
  The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
• Law of the Result:
  When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
• Law of Biomechanics:
  The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• Theatre Rule:
  At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
• Law of Coffee:
  As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
• Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
  If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
• Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
  The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
• Law of Location:
  No matter where you go, there you are.
• Law of Logical Argument:
  Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
• Brown’s Law:
  If the shoe fits, it’s really ugly.
• Oliver’s Law:
  A closed mouth gathers no feet.
• Wilson’s Law:
  As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
• Law of Chinese Restaurants:
  If you are the ONLY customer sitting in a Chinese restaurant when the next person comes in the hostess will seat him/her right next to you.