Jokes And Fun

by roshi on February 11, 2008

in Jokes

A thief just ran off with my purse,
“shouted a champion runner”
“Couldn’t you catch him?” asked the onlooker.
“Sure, I even took the lead, but when I looked back, he was gone”

Teacher: “John, can tell me how fast light travels?”
John: “I don’t know, but it always gets here too early in the morning.”

Teacher: “Why is the sky so high?”
Student: “So that the birds don’t bump their heads into it!”

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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