Jokes, Funny SMS

by roshi on July 8, 2007

in Jokes

Here is some stuff for text-addicted people. Text message these to your friend or tease anybody with these:

Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind

Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That’s YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh….
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u….. Now its ME

I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful…
I look at you… I… I…I’d rather
look at the moon again…

4 HUSBANDS

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy:
“Congratulations, you’ve twins!”.
“Oh!….. maybe it’s just a coincidence” said the daddy,
“as I’m working at the Petronas Twin Towers”.
Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:
“Congratulations, you’ve triplets!”
“Wooow!, this is a coincidence,too” said the second daddy.
“I am working for 3M Corporation”.
A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:
“Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets”
“Thanks God. Perhaps this is also a coincidence”.
“I work at Four Seasons Hotel!”.
Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.
All the 3 daddies asked him: “Why do you look so worried?”.
He answered, “…uhmmm…. I’m working at Seven-Eleven!”

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