Little Jokes – Sardar Jokes

by roshi on July 6, 2007

in Jokes

Following jokes are for Urdu Speaking people, they only can read these.

Sardar went to a coffee shop with her wife, ordered hot coffee, came back and said to his wife. Finish quickly. Wife asked; why?
Sardar said. Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00.

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Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye! i have windows installed.

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What do u call a fat woman waiting?
Moti-vaiting.

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Nurse: Sardarji, Congratulations!!! You have become father.
Sardar: Don’t tell this to my wife; i will surprise her!

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