Married Life Quarrel

by roshi on October 18, 2007

in Jokes

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells,
“When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever'”.

“Yeah” she replies,
“When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last'”.

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