Inside every older lady is a younger lady – wondering what the hell happened. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
- Inside every older lady is a younger lady – wondering what the hell happened. – Cora Harvey Armstrong
- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. Anonymous
- The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. – Helen Hayes (at 73)
- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. – Janette Barber
- Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. – Lily Tomlin
- A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. – Carrie Snow
- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. – Laurie Kuslansky
- Old age ain’t no place for sissies. – Bette Davis
- A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. – Rhonda Hansome
- The phrase “working mother” is redundant. – Jane Sellman
- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. – Jennifer Unlimited
- Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. – Charlotte Whitton
- Thirty – five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. – Caryn Leschen
- I try to take one day at a time – – but sometimes several days attack me at once. – Jennifer Unlimited
- If you can’t be a good example – – then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. – Catherine
- When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! – Kathy Buckley
- I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr
- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. – Elayne Boosler
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson
- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher
- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. – Gloria Steinem
- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. – Eleanor Roosevelt
