Some more jokes:
Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying “Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole
“Thanks 4 d complement”
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.