Nine Common Words Used By a Woman In Life

by roshi on March 15, 2008

in Funny, Interesting, Women

Following are very common words used by every woman and read carefully what these words stand for in a woman’s opinion. e.g. Do you know when a woman says: “nothing”, what does she means?

  1. Fine 
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes are only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  3. Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
  4. Go Ahead
    This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh
    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
  8. Whatever
    Is a women’s way of saying f*** YOU!
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it
    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3. Then you RUN!

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