President Bush and Colin Powell – World War 3

by roshi on February 10, 2008

in Jokes

A guy walks in and asks the barman,
“Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”
The barman says, “Yep, that’s them,”.
So the guy walks over and says,
“Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”

Bush says, “We’re planning World War III”.
And the guy says,
“Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says,
“Well, we’re going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blond with big breasts.”
The guy exclaimed,
“A blond with big breasts? Why kill a blond with big breasts?”
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,
“See! smart ass? I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!”

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