She Boss – Management Joke

by roshi on November 16, 2009

in Jokes

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says,
“The parrot on the left costs $500.”
“Why does the parrot cost so much?” asks the customer.
The owner says:
“Well, the parrot knows how to do legal research.”

The customer then asks about the next parrot, to be told that this one costs $1,000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to write a brief that will win any case. Naturally, the increasingly startled customer asks about the third parrot, to be told that it costs $4,000.
Needless to say, this begs the question,
“What can it do?”
To which the owner replies,
“To be honest, I’ve never seen her do a thing, but the other two call her Boss.

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