Human Mind Does Not Read Letters

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Did you read the above paragraph? I am sure you did. The actual paragraph is below:

I could not believe that I could actually understand what I was reading.
The phenomenal power of the human mind.
According to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn’t matter in what order the letters in a word are.
The only important thing is that the first and the last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem.
This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole.
Amazing Huh? yeah - and I always thought that spelling was important…

Crazy Facts

1. Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.
   After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
2. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
3. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
4. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
5. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
6. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
7. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
8. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
9. I’m not a complete idiot, there’re still some parts missing!
10. Forgive your enemies but remember their names
11. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
12. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
13. Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that’s both is dental.
14. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Tips for Managers

• Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
• If it’s really a “rush job”, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.
• Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
• Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I’m not here for the money anyway.
• If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which is the priority. I like being a psychic.
• Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
• If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
• If you don’t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
• If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.
• Never introduce me to the people you’re with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
• Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.

Ideas to Keep in Mind

1. Pursue Achievable Goals
2. Keep Genuine Smiles
3. Share with Others
4. Help your Neighbors
5. Maintain A Youthful Spirit
6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, and the Ugly
7. Keep Cool Under Pressure
8. Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor
9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others
10. Have a Few Pals
11. Treasure Every Moment with Your Love Ones
12. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards
13. Have High Confidence in Yourself
14. Respect the Disadvantaged
15. Indulge Yourself Occasionally
16. Surf the Net at Leisure
17. Take Calculated Risks
18. Understand “Money Isn’t Everything”

Interesting Laws

• Law of Mechanical Repair:
  After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee
• Law of the Workshop:
  Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of Probability:
  The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
• Law of the Telephone:
  When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
• Law of the Alibi:
  If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
• Variation Law:
  If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
• Bath Theorem:
  When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• Law of Close Encounters:
  The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
• Law of the Result:
  When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
• Law of Biomechanics:
  The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• Theatre Rule:
  At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
• Law of Coffee:
  As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
• Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
  If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
• Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
  The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
• Law of Location:
  No matter where you go, there you are.
• Law of Logical Argument:
  Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
• Brown’s Law:
  If the shoe fits, it’s really ugly.
• Oliver’s Law:
  A closed mouth gathers no feet.
• Wilson’s Law:
  As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
• Law of Chinese Restaurants:
  If you are the ONLY customer sitting in a Chinese restaurant when the next person comes in the hostess will seat him/her right next to you.