Hit The Escaping Sheep

How fast are your reactions? This is an amazing/amusing flash game.

Click the tranquilizer button whenever you see a sheep leaving the flock and running for freedom.
There will be five sheep to stop. There is a 3 second penalty if you shoot a dart when no sheep are running.
You will be given a title after you have finished the game based upon your performance as:

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WordPress is Terrible - Don’t Use it

All WordPress users/bloggers know about Matt Mullenweg. He is founder, CEO and developer of WordPress and Automattic. I have been watching Matt Mullenweg’s videos speaking about WordPress and enjoyed quite a lot. Here is some fun stuff for you. Matt Mullenweg says that WordPress is Terrible, Do not use it, Stay far far away from it. I guess he said this particularly for the guys who were interviewing him and I believe he said it right.

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Advice For Life Time

• Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
• A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.
• If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn’t oversleep.
• Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
• The best vitamin for making friends…..B1.
• The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
• The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.
• One thing you can give and still keep…is your word.
• You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself.
• If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished.
• One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
• Ideas won’t work unless you do.
• Your mind is like a parachute…it functions only when open.
• The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!
• It is never too late to become what you might have been.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one’s who don’t. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we’ve let them fly away. Sometimes we are so caught up in who’s right and who’s wrong that we forget what’s right and wrong. Sometimes we just don’t realize what is real friendship means until it is too late.

Cute Cat Licking Monitor

Following is a very cute cat which will lick your monitor screen till everything will be clean. Click at following image to see.

More Flash Fun
Poke Penguin
The Real Cursor
Focused Cat
Singing Horses
Crazy Rabbit

Who Said He Wanted To

An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
“How do you stay in such great physical condition?”

“I am Italian and I am a golfer,” says the old guy;
“that’s why I’m in such good shape. I am up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well.”

“Well,” says the doctor,
“I am sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?”

” Who said my Dad’s dead?”

The doctor is amazed.
“You mean you’re 80 years old and your Dad’s still alive. How old is he?”

“He’s 100 years old,” says the old Italian golfer.
“In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that’s why he’s still alive … he’s Italian and he’s a golfer too.”

“Well,” the doctor says,
“that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it than that. How about your Dad’s Dad?
How old was he when he died?”

“Who said my grandpa’s dead?”

Stunned, the doctor asks,
“You mean you’re 80 years old and your grandfather’s still living!
Incredible, how old is he?”

“He’s 118 years old,” says the old Italian golfer.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
“So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?”

“No. Grandpa couldn’t go this morning because he’s getting married today.”

At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
“Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?”

” Who said he wanted to?”