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Have you ever wondered that why boss is superior and how he can discredit anything or any effort you put in your work? There is a difference between Boss and Employee. Without knowing it, you can not achieve what your boss has got. People and the whole world see an employee and a boss differently. Here it is how:
Tags: difference, Funny, Joke, office lifeA helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter’s window. The pilot’s sign said in large letters:
“WHERE AM I?”
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window.
Farmers do not use internet. Do they? Okay! Those farmers who do not use internet then. What those guys think of term you use like drive, windows, software, mouse, port, RAM, monitor etc. Not just the farmers, any guy who is not an IT expert or IT professional and have little knowledge about computers will take these terms as following:
Tags: fun, Funny, geek, IT
Web is an addiction. Now a days even we do not play games over a table and cup of tea but we use PC or surf the web. Web has redefined lives. It has given a value to our life yet it is addictive and can be a waste of time. If not then very soon enough, In every house there will be web addict. We can overcome this addiction and balance internet surfing activity very easily by following these steps.
Tags: addiction, Funny, webA Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lot of fun. He explains:
“I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $5.”
Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says,
“OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $50!”
This catches the Engineer’s attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.
Wise managers do not talk direct. They do not say always what they really mean. Their statements have some hidden messages. For example when they say that “We will do it”, it doesn’t mean you and management will do it. It means you will do it. I have got some more of these statements used by management often which carry more than just those words. If you are in the management activity you will also admit this.
Tags: fun, Funny, Jokes, Management, managerThere are manager(s) in every company with different behaviors and habits. Some walk faster than employees, some have habit of staring out of the window while talking to employee, some managers let you give answers, some hide information and there are lot more other variations. Here are these different types of managers explained that why they do stuff they are used to do infront of employees.
Tags: fun, Funny, list, Management, managerWant to get or act like a bit insane? There are ways you can do it creatively while maintaining it at a healthy level. If you ask me, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus might need this advice or tips you may call these. Because people related to these zodiacs tend to go insane easily sometimes.
Tags: fun, Funny, healthy, how to, insane, stupid