AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From Keyboard
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATK At The Keyboard
ATM At The Moment
A3 Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
BAK Back At Keyboard
BBL Be Back Later
BBS Be Back Soon
BFN Bye For Now
BRB Be Right Back
BRT Be Right There
BTW By The Way
B4N Bye For Now
CU See You
CUL8R See You Later
CYA See You
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FC Fingers Crossed
FWIW For What It’s Worth
FYI For Your Information
GAL Get A Life
GG Good Game
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GR8 Great!
G9 Genius
IC I See
ICQ I Seek you
ILU I Love You
IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IOW In Other Words
IRL In Real Life
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTNS Long Time No See
L8R Later
MTE My Thoughts Exactly
M8 Mate
NRN No Reply Necessary
OIC Oh I See
PITA Pain In The A*8
PRT Party
PRW Parents Are Watching
QPSA? Que Pasa?
ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
SK8 Skate
STATS Your sex and age
ASL Age, Sex, Location
THX Thank You
TTFN Ta-Ta For Now!
TTYL Talk To You Later
U You
U2 You Too
U4E Yours For Ever
WB Welcome Back
WTF What The F…
WTG Way To Go!
WUF Where Are You From?
W8 Wait …
7K Sick
:-) Smiley
(-: Also smiling
:) Smiling without a nose
:') Happy and crying
:-() Smiling with mouth open
8-) Smiling with glasses
[:-) Smiling with walkman
:-)8 Smiling with bow tie
{:-) Smiling with hair
d:-) Smiling with cap
C|:-) Smiling with top hat
(:-) Smiling with helmet
:-)= Smiling with a beard
;:-) Smiling with curls
#:-) Smiling with a fur hat
:-D Laugher
;-) Twinkle
;) Twinkle, without nose
:-* Kiss
@}--\-,--- A rose
:-( Sad
:( Sad, without nose
:'-( Crying
:-c Unhappy
:-|| Angry
:-(0) Shouting
:-O Wow
:-| Determined
:-* Bitter
O:-) An angel
:-9 Salivating
:-|/:-I No face/poker face
%-6 Not very clever
:-() Shocked
:-~) Having a cold
:-o zz Bored
:-\ Sceptical
: @ Shouting
:-o Appalled
:-X Not saying a word
|-I Sleeping
|-O Snoring
%-} Intoxicated
:-v Talking
:-w Talking with two tongues
B-) Sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
8:-) Glasses on head
{:-) Toupee
}:-( Toupee blowing in the wind
=|:-)= Uncle Sam
{:-| Monk / Nun
:^) Broken nose
-:-) Punk
@:-) Using a turban
:=) Two noses
:-# Razes
{;|-) Chinese
:-{) With a moustache
:-{} Lip stick
:-? Smoking a pipe
:-( Very angry
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who’s got the smallest
A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
Trying is the first step towards failure
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
The funny thing about Common sense is that it’s not very common
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I’m fat, but your ugly. I can diet
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
I’m in a good mood don’t ruin it by chatting
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
My calculations are U+ME=US!
(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
The rich get richer and the poor get children
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
