What Farmers Understand From Geeky Words – IT Fun

by roshi on November 16, 2009

in Funny

Farmers do not use internet. Do they? Okay! Those farmers who do not use internet then. What those guys think of term you use like drive, windows, software, mouse, port, RAM, monitor etc. Not just the farmers, any guy who is not an IT expert or IT professional and have little knowledge about computers will take these terms as following:

  • LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter
  • LOG OFF: Don’t add wood
  • MONITOR: Keep an eye on the wood stove
  • MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning
  • FLOPPY DISK: What you get from piling too much wood
  • RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the wood splitter work
  • DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter
  • PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season
  • ENTER: Come on in
  • WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets cold
  • SCREEN: What is a must during black fly season
  • CHIP: What you munch during the beer sessions
  • MICROCHIP: What’s left in the bag when the chips are gone
  • LAPTOP: Where the grand kids sit
  • KEYBOARD: Where you suppose to put the keys so that Misses can find them
  • SOFTWARE: The plastic picnic utensils, ya?
  • MOUSE: What leaves them little turds in the cupboard
  • PORT: Where do commercial fishing boats dock
  • RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When you can’t remember how much you spent so much money on your Guys Only night out, last night.

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