World’s Fastest Thing (joke)

by roshi on December 11, 2007

in Jokes

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and Santa Singh from India’s Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. Interviewer: Which is the fastest thing in the world?

Yale Guy: It is Light, because nothing can travel faster than Light.
Harvard Guy: It’s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT Guy: Its Blink, because you can blink and it’s hard to realize that you blinked!
Santa Singh: Its Loose Motion!!!

Interviewer: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply) “WHY”?
Santa Singh: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed. I got the worst stomach cramps and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!

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