Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and Santa Singh from India’s Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all of them.

Interviewer: Which is the fastest thing in the world?
Yale Guy: It is Light, because nothing can travel faster than Light.
Harvard Guy: It’s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT Guy: Its Blink, because you can blink and it’s hard to realize that you blinked!
Santa Singh: Its Loose Motion!!!

Interviewer: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply) “WHY”?
Santa Singh: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed. I got the worst stomach cramps and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!